So I was on Facepile today and I saw this pic on VaginaSketchArtists’s profile (that’s Kramer, he doesn’t read this site but that’s what I would assume his handle would be), and it made me LoL all over my face. So I decided to make this post. I wasn’t planning on writing one because I’ve been lazy lately and I have an extremely demanding beat off schedule, but I decided to not wank it at work today so I could post this pic.
Also this past weekend had tone. So I’ll point out some highlights.
1. Dizzle wowed erryone with his knowledge of the Wire. Oh also he fell at the Key. I didn’t see it, but I bet it was funny as fuck.
2.VaginaAnaljobs comforted a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend. And instead of having sex with her, he demanded to listen to more stories about her ex.
3. AAiii almost landed a k-flip. It pretty much was a land, but we decided to not end the competition with controversy.
4. Erryone got really wasted and blew eachother.
5. I went home with a girl on Friday. She wanted to fuck, but I told her I would much rather just make out. I got more action from the Key statue on Saturday. He let me drop a couple digits on him. Baby Feet watched us the whole time, rubbing his baby genitals.
6. Oh and I almost forgot. BlowiesPlz got especially hammered and acted a fool at the key. See AAiii for footage. Hopefully he put it up on his twitter account for everyone to see.
Lastly, Ben said goodbye to Madison in the best way possible, throwing up on himself
