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I really should retire considering that Scott’s blog is several standard deviations better than mine. Well, fuck him. Blog war.

Last week was Ultra. And oh boy, was it crazy. All the music was like wah wah wah, and boom boom, and ree ree!!. Daft Punk didn’t play, but several acts blew my dick into tiny pieces. Also, nothing feeds the soul like seeing someone in a wheelchair crowd surf. I definitely would have stolen that motherfucker’s shoes if he came anywhere near me, though.

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