So here’s the deal, skating is fucking awesome. So naturally Ashley and I have decided to make a bet on our sub par skating skillz. The challenge: complete a kickflip. This idea came from DJ Smoovbert who, according to facebook, is in a challenge involving skateboards and bmx bikes. With his bet the loser has to go vegan for a month. Here’s where you guys come in (all 7 of you). We need to figure out the stakes of the bet. In order to have some motivation we need something good. If you have a reasonable suggestion leave it in the comments section. But here’s the deal, don’t be a fucking loser. Whoever loses isn’t going to suck anyone’s dick or receive a blowjob from a homeless guy. We need suggestion that we would both agree upon, like the whole vegan for a month thing. That’s a reasonable bet. I thought of a couple of things that I think are reasonable or kind of funny. Time lengths are arbitrary at this point.
1.Loser has to change their name on facebook to Rahn Dog for a year.
2.Loser has to wear a crew neck sweatshirt that is cut off above the navel every weekend for a month.
3.Loser has to watch the Tonight Show for a month and take meticulous notes regarding every joke and every guest.
4.Loser has to watch Law and Order: SVU… oh wait. Ashley already watches that garbage.
5.Loser has to walk backwards everywhere for a week.
6.Loser gets killed.
So there you have it. Have tone and leave some good ideas for bets. Oh and I forgot to mention that Sammy is joining the bet. So I guess you can reread every as “losers have” instead of “loser has.”
How about losers have to suck someone’s dick, or recieve a blowjob from a homeless guy?
The loser is banned from eating fast food until he completes a kickflip himself and also doesn’t there have to be proof or a witness of some sort
Thanks Steven, how about you steal your handle from Bader.
Thanks HalfFrankHalfTone. Yes there must be a witness, preferably a video, so we can post it on here. The best possible scenario would be to organize a pig roast in which the potential winner does it live.
I like the fast food idea. The only thing is that it is WAY TOO cruel on me and sammy, and way not cruel enough for Ashley.
Losers have to get the winners name tattooed on their body.
I like the tattoo idea. I’m kind of worried that Ashley would throw the competition in order to get Peter Zanzibar Samuelson tattooed on him. We can customize this bet as well. Since there are three people in this competition, both losers don’t have to suffer the same shame. I think if I win, I want sammy to get a http://www.tonejumpoff.com tattoo and then have Ashley switch cars with me for a month. Or have Ashley switch cars with Pete A. for a month. Regardless I want Ashley driving a piece of shit car for a month.
Also Ben really needs to join this challenge.
I kind of want to join the competition so I can lose and have an excuse to get a tatoo.
I’m all for having Ben join. He is at a huge disadvantage, though, seeing as how he doesn’t have a skateboard. If he loses he should have to shave his head and let it grow ginger until it’s back up to the length it’s at now.
I also like the “loser’s punishment lasts until he completes the challenge” idea, even though I am nervous about losing after failing 50+ kickflip attempts last night.
One final note for clarification: do we have to do the trick rolling, or do stationary kickflips count?
I’m into having Ben shave his head.
I don’t care if you do it rolling or stationary. Either way is fine with me. I’m only going to practice them rolling. As satisfying as it would be to win with a stationary kickflip, I would just prefer to learn it rolling.
I’m going stationary all the way because I can barely roll. I can, however, do super sub-par ollies without rolling. Advantage: Sammy.
Bubba should have to follow through with his piercing promise.
Rolling kickflips = more tone. Skateboards have wheels for a reason.
I can officially roll with tone now. I predict a kickflip before I turn 24.
Also, Ben’s idea of the losers rockin’ a porn ‘stache is a good idea.
If I come in last place, I’ll get the winner’s name tattooed on me and rock a porn ‘stache for a month. Scout’s honor.
I just got back from MTWTFSS (department store across the street) and I have some hot white Swedish skinnyjeans to skate in so I think I should be k-flipping within a week of getting home. Also, I am going rolling all the way, but I might film a stationary one for insurance on the bet.
Sadly I don’t think I can even grow a porn ‘stache so I’m out for that one. I am also going to be antitone and get the winner’s name as an inner-lip tattoo if that’s what we settle on.
I’m going to take a stab at what MTWTFSS stands for. Mango Titties Wiener Twat Fuck Sperm Slurpy is my guess.
As for the bet, I feel like we’ve pretty much settled on tattoos. If anyone has any big objection to that, we can talk about it next weekend when everyone is getting fucked up at Ben’s apartment with Ben’s mom. Also, in regard to the location of the tattoo, I don’t care where anyone gets it. As long as it says my name or tonejumpoff.com (if I win). The inner lip is totally fine. If I lose I will be putting mine three inches above my cock. That way when I’m completely erect, it just barely covers part of the tattoo.
I feel like someone will land a kickflip this weekend and there will be a trip to the tattoo parlor
Im gonna have tone and just bring my f***i** skateboard to work and thrash around the deserted dealership. Also, @AAIII we should skate when I’m in Madison this summer. And if I lose (which is impossible) I will get tone tattooed on my ass.
You guys should stop sitting indoors at your computers bickering at each other on this awesome website and fucking practice some kickflips.
My only bed ideas are shaved eyebrows and head, or ballcuzzi. I’ve made a bet on one of those and lost. And NO I’m not going to tell you which one.
*bed = bet