Mifflin was this past weekend, and the all-star wrecking crew was brought in to wreak havoc on innocent bystanders. Here are some highlights.
1.Glads and Berk solicited crack from a crackhead.
2.While Glads was making out with a girl, Berk came in and tried to make out with both of them. Glads and Berk touched tongues.
3.GayEarth made way too fine of a tonejumpoff.com shirt to wear at the block party. I’m cautiously excited for one maybe two new readers.
4.Glads shit in a random house, clogged the toilet, and stole an ipod.
5.“Why haven’t you made my fucking sandwiches yet!?!?”-Glads at Milio’s.
6.Berk swiped his dick in the mouth of the statue at the Church Key.
7.Glads wouldn’t stop staring at my wiener while I was peeing on a house. I can’t pee when people are staring at my cock.
This list makes it seem as though Gladsy and Berk are pretty fucking insane. To be fair, Glads has a crippling addiction to alcohol on his side. This makes it easier to act like a psycho asshole.
The funny thing about Berquist though is that he thinks he can be more the circus crazed lunatic guy and then the next minute be way to nice to the “passed out cold under the porch under a pile of shingles guy”. He goes from locating a drunk assholes friends and quite possibly saving his life to standing on Full Tilt McCarthy’s front porch with his pants of shaking his dick at oncoming traffic. I hereby declare Berquist tone.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I also want to note that we shouldn’t be modest about the fact that Mark fucked his 2nd female on Saturday and finally put to use the cock ring that he infamously presented to an entire line of people at the Library bar at one point in his life.
that weekend had way too much tone.. and congrats to Mark!
funniest picture of glads… nice website brohammed!