Tonejumpoff

Madison is where it’s at this weekend. Ben, among others, is graduating. If you have a megaphone, bring it. If you have a flaming bag of lizard shit, bring it. Because we are going to be screaming and tossing shit all weekend. There will be old people there. So I expect at least 4 or 5 deaths.
Also, I expect a kickflip to go down this weekend (Even though I’m not even close (and I haven’t been able to practice because it’s been raining (and Ashley has been in Euro (and Pete only joined the bet so he could get my name tattooed on him))).
A little bit of news for you all. Glads blacked out last Saturday (no big surprise there) and woke up Sunday morning in the hospital. He doesn’t know what happened. The people he was with are disloyal so they have no idea what happened. I’m going to take a stab at what I think occured. Glads left the bar after blacking out. He then traveled to the U of M. Once there, he broke into a research lab. He then proceeded to find the cure for AIDS. He then fucked a hobo, who of course had AIDS, and then cured himself. After that he shit himself and ate all of his research thinking it was a nacho flavored slim jim. Then a bus hit him. But he actually did more damage to the bus than the bus did to him. Then the hobo he fucked earlier loyalty took him to the hospital.

THE END.

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